What time is it? Apparently, it's ME Time at Anthro

Time for a birthday discount. 

I LOVE having a fall birthday as this is my favorite clothing season.

Time for me to formulate my list.

I'll share some of my wishes below. Hint: There's a lot of black and gray. Surprise!

Time to earn some more tutoring money. 

This is the running joke between my husband and I. I tutor once a week after work, so whenever I want to buy something out of the budget range (cough), or something extravagant, I just say, "I'll use my tutoring money." It's amazing how far I can make that whopping $25 a week stretch. Ha, ha. Of course, now I have the added bonus of throwing in my birthday discount for leverage and I'll be sure to use the sympathy card -- something along the lines of poor pitiful me, I can't do anything fun for at about 5 or 6 more weeks, at least I can look nice. :D

Must Haves

I know I'll love these. I looked for this shirt at my store this weekend, but didn't see it. These items are must haves for me (I just pictured my husband rolling his eyes at that phrase.) and I hope they fit! I've got plenty of work clothes, but am lighter on casual clothes and what I term "going out" clothes for going to music concerts and out with friends. I've been trying to fill this void one sale at a time. :)

Arched Pleats Pullover
I love to layer, and hey, it's gray!

Catalan Tee
This is my favorite of all -- another reason to be thrilled to have a birthday discount right now.

Wish List

These fall under wish list status. Since my birthday is in November, I may be able to count some of this as birthday/Christmas presents. :) My dad always gets me something from my Anthro wishlist every year as well.

AG Snake Leggings

At top of the list are these leggings. I am so hoping they make it to sale in my size as I can't justify these even with a birthday discount. I love AG jeans and leggings. These are just too, too cool.

Looking Forward Top
What can I say? It's gray and flowy. Check.

Glinting Persica Sweater Dress

I've seen many ladies looking lovely in this dress but I just didn't get the appeal until I saw it in the store this weekend. The product photo does not do it justice. 

So Back to the Discount . . .

Of course who knows what I'll get when I go to the store to use my discount. I always get a little high off that candle/incense/drug smell that wafts throughout the store.

It makes my eyes red and clouds my judgment. Shame on you, Anthropologie for your mind-altering, judgment-clouding tactics! 

7 Stages of Anthro Shopper Mind Control Disorder

The Ugly Duckling Effect: 

Anthropologie Mind Control In Its Most Insidious Form

I purchased these necklaces at separate times, months apart, but they have something in common -- when I first received them, I HATED them, my husband REALLY hated them and even my cat looked at them with clear disdain. I thought they were cheap looking and of very poor quality, and they weren't even worth the sale price, and . . . (fill in the blanks with further ranting).

Saga Necklace

Providence Necklace

Well, I'm laughing now, because even though I still think they are cheap looking and not even worth the sale price, and my cat thinks they would make a better cat toy than a necklace, I've been brainwashed I wear them all the time and have gotten more compliments on these necklaces than any other necklace I've worn.

"Ack! What ARE you wearing?"
(Even my cat hates it.)

So the moral here is, before taking an item back in a huff, follow the 7 Stages of Post Online Shopping Disorientation Disorder. (See also Anthro Shopper Mind Control Disorder):

Drapey Bubbled Tee,
Saga Necklace
AT Outlet pants

Providence Necklace,
Target top,
AG Stevies

1. Rejection. Give it some time. (Leave it in the package at the top of your closet and forget about it.)
2. Rediscovery. (Oops. I thought I already returned that.)
3. Dependency. Try it on again. (You have no control over this action.) Stage 3 is one of the longest phases of this disorder. Your feelings towards the ITEM will vacillate between NO, yes, no, maybe, NO, yes, m-a-y-b-e as you try it on, and put it back in the package in a cyclical manner that is OUT OF YOUR CONTROL. (You may experience feelings of helplessness and guilt during this stage.)
4. Justification/Rationalization: Remember it when you put together an outfit that needs "something more" to lift it out of boringnessness. (Examples: You NEED this. So MANY things will go with it. You bought it ON SALE.)
5. Critical Mass. Put it on and go, "Wow Hmm, This IS kind of nice." Think about it some more. (It's Anthropologie after all, ergo it HAS to be  pretty and of the highest quality! (PUT IT ON, keep it . . . .)
6. Point of No Return. (Get it? No return. har, har) Show it to your significant other/cat/dog all styled up. (The first few times he will still hate it, but then it will gradually grow on him and he will hate it less.)
7. This leads to the final stage -- Acceptance, and the slow dawning realization that your Ugly Duckling item has INDEED become a Swan! In fact, it was a SWAN all ALONG! (Or your standards have lowered, and you, AND your friends/family have no taste.)

Note: If you never make it past stage 2, or are easily able to overcome initial stage 3 tendencies, it is time to send it back -- it is truly ugly and/or doesn't fit.

Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever tossed an online purchase to one side, while saying to yourself, "That's Going Back!" only to find that you end up loving it after all?